I dont watch television, so when someone uses the lingo of ‘talking heads’ to make their point, it freaks me out. In a recent friendly political conversation I heard the strangest phrases, like
“spewing venomous lies of destruction”

Seriously, who says that stuff? It sounds like its out of a ‘boogyman’ story!

That got me thinking…

What does the Political Boogieman do? What does it look like?
From what I gather there are a few of them, and they are:

• The Killer Donkey that steals money and eats children out of women’s stomachs while fornicating with other donkeys of the same sex.
• The Gold Hoarding Leprechaun who beats malnourished children and is bent on stripping all forms of advanced economic theory from the earth with a time machine.
• The Pot Smoker that thinks it would be really funny to live in tree houses, walk everywhere (with horses on their backs), and castrate people who have more than one child.
• The Grotesquely Overweight Elephant that voraciously devours everything in sight, mowing down anyone who stands in its way with a gataling gun.

Children: I hate to say it, but there are probably one or more of these creatures in your house.