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A little late for the hype here’s my take, full of assumption and personal innuendo. (because that’s the norm in news these days)
Iranian ballots are counted in an hour:
Obviously this isn’t fraud, the Ballots were obviously counted by some form of electoral college. Most likely a group of Ahmadinejad buddies got together had dinner, exchanged a few jokes, and eventually someone said.
“Ok, enough of this foolishness let’s count ballots!” this was followed by an aye/nay vote.
This is clearly a direct copy of the greatest form of government ‘by the people, for the people’ the American Constitution.
Here’s where everything went wrong:
The people were pissed off, obviously they weren’t used to an electoral college, and instead of switching the channel of their TVs and eating more potato chips, they took to the streets and started burning stuff. Sounds like something Americans would do before they decided to take the role of complacent cows who give their votes to a few score of unknown people to select their president.
Again, none of this information is in anyway substantiated. It is a figment of my imagination.